I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Randomize
