Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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