Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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