If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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