Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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