I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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