I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Oh god it's open bar.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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