Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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