Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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