so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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