no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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