I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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