How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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