She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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