North Korea, Best Korea!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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