I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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