I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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