There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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