Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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