theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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