Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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