We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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