but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
pray to the hookup gods
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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