She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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