I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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