I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
You can't motorboat a personality
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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