I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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