worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
should my penis look like a turkey
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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