No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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