I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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