Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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