CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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