I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just had sex on a roof
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Randomize
