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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I have tasted many bathrooms
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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