Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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