I can't breathe out the right side of my face
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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