You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
The air was thick with penises
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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