i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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