Where did you get a picture of my penis
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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