STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I smell like Dick and happiness
Randomize
