That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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