I hope my margaritas pass through security.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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