White coat. Heels.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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