You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
That reminds me...we need to get swords
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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