marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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