just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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