I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize