It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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