It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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