You work out of a Hotel?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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