My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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