I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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