im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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