i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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