evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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