i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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