Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
